JUST FOR LAUGHS

The Shaw Brother's Monthly Wage Dispenser

Somehow, the Track-lighting on set #8, never agreed with Shirley

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To cut production costs on a number of films,
​many Crackheads began working as extras

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No matter how hard he tried, David couldn't convince Wang to visit his Barber.

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Dammit, these mutherf@#kers just ripped my new Sean John one-piece !!

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Danny was about to find out, just how hard it was to play the stage
​at Shaw's affiliate Apollo Theater

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What you need  to do, is stop trying to Dress  like me.
Everyone knows that I've been wearing Capes, even before I started acting.
Besides, my Chest is bigger than yours ...

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Despite several warnings from management,
​Wang just couldn't stay sober on the job...

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You might wanna get back, that "Beef & Broccoli" didn't sit well in my stomach

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Seriously, what kind of Shampoo do you use to get your hair to Grow like that ??

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"Uh, mmmm, What exactly  is this "Cream Of Meat Extract" soup made from ??

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The vendor often wondered, if he should change the name or ingredients
​of his "Life Gamble" ice cream cones

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"No young man, when you're grabbing Boobs,
you come from the Front, not the sides...."

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"Tiger Boy, my ass!!
These are Cheetah / Leopard Prints. I think Mr. Chang has Cataracts
You think we would've gotten better roles, if we had've left with Wei Pai??"

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"Psst!! When you said that you were gonna use (2) Rubbers,
I thought you knew what I meant.  
... By the way, I'm Pregnant."

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Chiang became upset, when he heard that his tribute to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal"  was cut from the Remastered version of Heaven & Hell

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​No one knew why, Gordon would often fall asleep, while barbecuing on the set. 
Later, they found out the he was using Ether instead of lighter fluid

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Yeung didn't seem to mind that he didn't get a Shirt with his new outfit...

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While showing off another one of his new contraptions,
​Tang had another accident on the set

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Most didn't know what they were getting into, when they signed up for
​Shaw's new BDSM classes

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Chen always hated the way Wang would imitate his movements,
​when he was practicing his lines

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Chiang went to extreme measures, in order to get his head to fit, into his new hat

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Doesn't he kinda remind you of that "Kid From The North"
 What's his name .....  Flavor Flav ??

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Chow Yi was having the the best night of his life, until the lights came on and he found himself dancing with another man

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Sue hated working the Shanghai district, as some customers always paid her
​with Food Stamps

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Most tried to hide their birthdates, as Chen often got carried away,
​when giving out birthday licks ...

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Chu couldn't believe how much Tsai looked like her great-grandmother in that wig

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Yep, looks like you sat in some Dog Shit ....

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OMG, not Egg Salad again ?
At least say "Excuse me" when you do that 

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During the dry season (when beef was hard to find) a lot of tourists went missing,
along the mountain trails

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Patrons who liked to "Dine & Dash" were dealt with rather severely,
​at Shaw Brother's "Hill Side Restaurant"

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Overworked and underpaid, Dice games would spring up every time Chang Cheh would fall asleep on the set

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Chen was beginning to hate the fact, that he chose the short "Knock-kneed" girl  
​over the tall  "Bow-legged" one

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Ling tells Wang, that teacher is displeased with him, because he failed to buy a French hat
 like the rest of the students

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Lu Feng "Hi-Fives" Chang, for successfully keeping Kuo Chui out of
​their upcoming movie

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Mr Lin's first night in prison, turned out to be a painful one